What happens when
the GOAT-skinned
Devil snaps and
goes berzerk?
We keep it kosher.
Generously sprinkle
salt upon our beef
and cut the pork.

We do our best
to never mix
our dairy
and our meat.
And if the fish
we caught
keeps hiding
in its shell..
We throw it back
into the dark and
blue and deep.

The same applies
to boneless fish as well.
For if we cannot taste
a slice of heaven
on The Earth..
then we shall feast upon it
in Judaic purgatory..
or Catholic hell.