Here is
another nifty ol’
behaviorist Jedi
mind trick..

You know the stick,
you know the carrot
well by now..
but how about,
the carrot
on a stick?

You dangle it
over their head..
just close enough
for them to see it,
and yet never
close enough
to truly grasp.

Combined
with sitting,
like a monkey,
on their back..
Their chasing
of the carrot
is the surest
guarantee
of getting
anywhere
you want..
real fast.