What does
The Devil bring
to the table?
Oh, I don’t know..
maybe the table!
For, without it,
where on earth
would he then serve..
the food he cooked
for us with all his
heart and soul?
Upon the floor?

The booze,
the harlots,
and the jesters,
are all here
by his decree
as well, in truth..
And all of them
are congregating
for our viewing
pleasure
in his feasting hall..
called
The Forbidden Fruit.

But yeah, The Devil..
what a mooch
and greedy asshole..
why on earth
did he not bring us
more?
He would..
but his reserve
of charitable spirit
does eventually
run dry..
and once your tab
is maxxed,
he makes you pay
the bill..

With your
still-beating heart
and your
immortal soul
after you dine.