Why is it,
do you reckon..
that my salsa
brings
the cutest
ladies
to the fruiting
tree?

Why else?
Because it is
so sweet
and spicy..
it’s so me.
Two steps
forward,
two steps
back..

A perfect balance
of both cortisol
and oxytocin
meant to
elevate their
heart rates..
at the same time
never quite enough
to cause a full-on
heart attack.

Why wouldn’t they
be loving
the lead singer
of this
one-man band?
But my heart
belongs to only
one of them..
my biggest fan.
The rest can chill..
and keep it
in their underpants.