Let us discuss
the character
and nature..
that underpins
the mine-ness..
of your phenomenal
representation.

Because you’re mine,
one pair of rosy lips
to other..
and nip to perky nip
upon thy bosom..
to percussive bongos
of thy jiggly bottoms.

And yeah, I boss you
shamelessly around..
without much
ceremony,
I command you,
with authority,
on what to do.
You put my plan
in motion
of The Ocean..
and for that
the tidal waves
are loving you.

By blessed omen
of the foaming waters..
where The All-Father
Kronos
dropped the balls of
The All-Papa
Uranus
into the sea..

May our divine
and sacred union
be given its protection
by The One who sees to
love and passion,
beauty and fertility..

The One,
known to the Greeks
of olde.. as Aphrodite.