“You’re just like
all the other guys!”
My dear..
you are dead
wrong!
Unlike the other guys..
I’m in a league
of my very own.

They’ll talk their shit
and take piss
out of you
behind your back..
then innocently smile
before your very face.
Whereas,
I’ll sing my songs
of piss and shit
about you openly
in the agora..

For, I am
a humble student
of The Gadfly’s
democratic ways.
Also, I am
an acolyte
of Great Diogenes’s
pissy shit
and shitty piss.

Don’t like it?
May I cordially
offer you a plate of
freshly sweetened,
hot and steamy
sugondese?