Fair maidens, look away!
At least the ones of you
who might be
undercover posers..
The realest ones among you,
on the other hand..
perhaps look closer?

For, it is true..
My cock, in all its glory,
now is hanging out
for all to see.
As I piss my mighty stream
upon The Ocean-sea.
Whose fault is it
that I am but a human?
But a humble
ol’ Devil
ol’ me..

For, it is true..
when you are forced
to overquench your thirst
with salty water
from the sea..
eventually
and inevitably
all that water,
with a burning passion,
must come out
of your urethra..
as pee.

As for The Ocean..
Tell me, sweet pea..
since my promise
of lifelong devotion
was not quite
your cup of tea..
perhaps this
savory and salty mixture
of urea and ammonia..
will have the bite of flavor
strong enough to set you free?

My lovely other muses..
Do not scream
and frighten
of my mighty stream.

The Sun sits
way too far
up in the sky..
I am afraid
the piss may just befall
the pisser here
if I so much as dare to try.

The Earth is far too pure
and reverent at heart..
to warrant the extent
of fear and loathing..
that I herein now
bestow upon
The Ocean.

The Rose..
well, she is my beloved!
My most cherished,
young, and tender heart..
so there is naught
for her to fear..
I do not piss
upon The One
my own heart
holds so dear.

And as for Death..
upon a rainy day,
not me, but rather
she instead..
shall be The One
that’s squatting down
to piss upon my head.

To all the rest
who hearken
to my words..
I implore thee..
hear my warning
loud and clear!
If you cannot
take The Devil’s piss..
then kindly stay away
from His latrine.
Indeed, He freely serveth
salty nightmares also..
and not just sweet
and tender dreams.